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     Film Review: Yoga Hosers
       By Rouén Robinson
 
     Jul 31, 2016 - 12:41:14 AM
	    
	
	
	
		
		
		
			
			
			
         
Do Your ‘Wurst... 
			
			
			
			
			
			Two
 teenage girl yoga enthusiasts must band together to combat an evil 
threat that could spoil their chance to go to a party with older members
 of their high school. They end up joining forces with a legendary 
man-hunter as they fight for their lives using the yoga skills they have
 learned.
 
		
		
		
			
			
			
 
	
	
	
		
		
		Colleen
 Collette is a high school girl who works at her father’s convenience 
store and is part of a garage band with her best friend, but on the cusp
 of attending a party with Seniors when an evil arises. Colleen McKenzie
 is best friends with Colleen C and her co-worker at the Manitoba 
convenience store Eh-2-Zed, but she soon finds their lives endangered by
 Bratzis. Hunter Calloway is a popular senior at Terry Fox Prep who is 
best friends with fellow classmate Gordon Greenleaf, but when they 
invite Colleens C & M to a party they may have sinister intentions. 
Commissioner Garmin is the German scientist who created the Bratzis, but
 after coming out of cryogenic slumber prematurely he find things not as
 they should be.
		
		
		
			
			
			
 
	
	
	
		
		
		
				
				
				Yoga
 Hosers is a fun time just waiting to be had in the form of an hilarious
 horror comedy. It is aimed at a younger audience, but can be enjoyed by
 anyone willing to give the craziness a try. It reminded me of buddy 
movies like Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure or Dude, Where’s My Car
 with a light horror vibe of Idle Hands or Night of the Creeps. Kevin 
Smith does a good job writing and directing this second installment in 
his True North trilogy and it brought to mind the movies of Troma Entertainment. He himself has said that he was going for a Clueless meets
 Gremlins or Critters feel and I found it more like a mashup of Wayne’s 
World, Small Soldiers, Toy Soldiers and Dead Alive. I look forward to 
seeing where this trilogy goes with Moose Jaws because I found the first
 entry, Tusk, very interesting. 
			
			
			
			
			
			I rate this film a 3 out of 5.
   
	
	
	
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																				Rouén Robinson has been an 
avid moviegoer since childhood and has been critiquing motion pictures 
for almost a decade. He has been a film critic for 
		
		
		
			
			
			
			
			
								
							
										
											
															
															
															
																	
																				The Cinemas on Tempo and was a judge for F
		
		
		
			
			
			
			
			
								
							
										
											
															
															
															
																	
																				LIFF On Location: Grand Bahama Island, an off shoot of the Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival (FLIFF). Rouén lives in Grand Bahama and can be reached at redr1976@icloud.com and on Twitter @thereelrouen
									
						
				
				
				
     
		
   
        
     
		
   
        
	 
	
	
	
	    
    
     
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